cocktales
OMG! Old baby photos! So cute!
Cock-a-doodle-do. Over the holidays I was digging through some old baby photos and I found these great snaps of me and my son when he was about eight months old. Just thought I'd share. Look at his little chubby fingers -- and that deliciously bald head! So adorable!
Those of you with young babies: Enjoy this m… Continue
Posted by alan wieder on January 5, 2010 at 11:00am
Glenn Beck brings you "The Christmas Sweater." And I bring you... "Kwanzaa Stamps." A seasonal tale of hope and forgiveness by Alan Wieder.
Cock-a-doodle-do. It was the day after Thanksgiving, and as soon as I walked into the post office on Wilshire & Detroit I could tell that the one postal clerk working didn’t like me one bit. A portly African-American woman with a wrathful face, she let out a lo… Continue
Posted by alan wieder on December 23, 2009 at 10:00pm
Congratulations Penis Haiku Winners!
Cock-a-doodle-do. At long last, my Penis Haiku Contest Winners have been chosen! I am so proud of my five winners, whose 5-7-5 odes to Ol' One-Eye were our judges' favorites and would have made Matsuo Basho proud. Our judges were Emily McCombs, resident chick editor at… Continue
Posted by alan wieder on December 17, 2009 at 8:30pm
My Top 10 Internet Moments of the Decade
Cock-a-doodle-do. A few weeks back, that cadre of total nerdlingers behind the Webby Awards issued a list of their Top 10 Internet Moments of the Decade. The list comprised big, culture-shaping cyber-milestones like the shuttering of Napster and the arrival of t… Continue
Posted by alan wieder on December 14, 2009 at 9:30pm
My favorite-est piece of fan mail yet!
Cock-a-doodle-do. As you might imagine, since "Year of the Cock" was published in July, I've received many, many loving and laudatory letters from readers. But this, from a woman named "PJ," is my favorite to date. Actually, in fairness, I'm not 100% sure that PJ is a lady, but I have to assume so, because the id… Continue
Posted by alan wieder on December 1, 2009 at 10:00am — 1 Comment
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